Prostitution Jokes

Minutes

Anonymous

i went to a 90 minute prostitute once . she was a whore and a half i tell ya

Keep

Anonymous

Why does the environmentalist pimp have his hoes fuck bareback?

He wants to keep condoms out of landfills.

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a bullet, and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.

Orphan

Tanner Big long John

Why do most orphans become prostitutes?

“because they always wanted a daddy”

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Adult

Anonymous

What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock spit out the feathers

Baby

Anonymous

What is not the definition of prostitution a dumb blonde 🙃 that got 💵 money for 👶 🍼 🤱 baby sitting does it 🚲 cycle now?

Drug

Jiojdisjfoasdfidsoi

What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute? A prostitute only has one crack, and has to can wash it and sell it again.

Suck

Anonymous

Prostitute walks in the bar and she goes up to the bar tender and says I just made 100$ and 5¢ sucking dick the bar tender says who gave u the 5¢ the prostitute says they all did

Orphan

Anonymous

Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted somebody to call daddy

Camel

TLD

What do you call a three humped camel.

A prostitute from new york

Bar

Anonymous

what do u expect when you get outta a bar

ur mom naked LOLOLOLOL

Christian

Jack didn't Write this

The virgin Mary wasn't a virgin she was a prostitute, God raped her

Roast

jow

After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies

Hand

Did you hear about the blind prostitute? Well, you got to hand it to her.

Orphan

Why did the female orphan become a prostitute

Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".

(apologies if I repeated it, I thought of it this afternoon.

Italian

Anonymous

Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a klondike bar if he was a prostitute? suck a big cock.

Orphan

Anonymous

Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute

Because they want to call someone daddy

Money

Anonymous

who makes more money a drug dealer or a prostitute? A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack, and sell it again.

Orphan

Anonymous

why did most orphans become prostitutes? Because they wanted a daddy.

Poor

Anonymous

How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18 - 24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills she would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA