Prostitution jokes
What do you get when you cross a panhandler, a politician, a lobbyist, a prostitute, a sodomite, and a Jehovah's Witness knocking on your door at your house to convert you to their religion?
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
Yo daddy so stupid, he went to the HO-tel to see some hoes.
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.
It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute?
The prostitute can blow you more than once.
What is the difference between whores and nuns?
Nuns usually discover their own chosen vocation. Whores usually have their vocation chosen by pimps.
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?
The nun has a soul full of hope...
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
So my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child. I was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me. I was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friend's uncle killed my dad.
The kid was never seen again. Her name was Madeleine McCann. I think I'm the only one who knows where she is, but overall the head from the hooker was good.
Prostitution. The only job that pays more if you suck.