Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?
A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.
What does an Arab prostitute say? "Bomb my pussy"
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
2 tight ends and a wide receiver
Prostitutes rEmind me of chewese
What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute? The prostitute can blow you more than once
The girl in picture has no ass
What is not the definition of prostitution a dumb blonde 🙃 that got 💵 money for 👶 🍼 🤱 baby sitting does it 🚲 cycle now?
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer.
The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.
What’s the difference between a bullet, and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
The virgin Mary wasn't a virgin she was a prostitute, God raped her
Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?
He always gets a great turnout.
Prostitute walks in the bar and she goes up to the bar tender and says I just made 100$ and 5¢ sucking dick the bar tender says who gave u the 5¢ the prostitute says they all did
What do you call a three humped camel.
A prostitute from new york
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies
what do u expect when you get outta a bar
ur mom naked LOLOLOLOL
What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer.
A prostitute can beat my d**k anyday, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.
This lady has 2 parrots that only say one thing. Hi we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun? So she goes and tells her pastor. He responds with I have two parrots as well, they are always praying and they have everything that a parrot needs to be a christian. Maybe if we put our parrots together, mine will fix yours. They proceed to do so and the lady's parrots say hi we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun? and the pastors parrots reply with Johnny drop your beads and lift your heads our prayers have been answered.
