Prostitution jokes
Q: What's a hooker's favourite SpongeBob episode?
A: Rock Bottom.
What present can a pimp always buy his hoes to both show how much he thinks of them and know they can never get enough of?
Condoms!
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
Slow down prostitute ahead
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.
The Virgin Mary wasn't a virgin; she was a prostitute. God raped her.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
What do feminists and whores have in common?
Daddy issues.
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
Rape is so outdated, but when you pay them money, it is a popular date!
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped!
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.
Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis? A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with $2.50, that fuckin' whore.