What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
Prostitution Jokes
What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?
One is a tool. The other is your mom.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"
This lady has 2 parrots that only say one thing: "Hi, we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun?"
So she goes and tells her pastor. He responds with, "I have two parrots as well, they are always praying, and they have everything that a parrot needs to be a Christian. Maybe if we put our parrots together, mine will fix yours."
They proceed to do so, and the lady's parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun?" and the pastor's parrots reply with "Johnny, drop your beads and lift your heads, our prayers have been answered!"
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute?
The prostitute can blow you more than once.
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
Yo daddy so stupid, he went to the HO-tel to see some hoes.
On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges, and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"
