What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute? The prostitute can blow you more than once
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
Yo daddy so stupid, he went to the HO-tel to see some hoes.
On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges, and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
I seen your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing. Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
How many hooker's fit in a Cadillac? About 4 in the trunk if you stack em right
Husband and wife get into a fight wife says “go blow off some steam I’ll let you fuck a hooker” so he does that comes back and says “I’m off the hook now”
this ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road and she started gaging on it a lil and he said oh yeah baby you like that big dick don't ya and she oh baby its not that, ya asshole stinks
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution. (Consentual)
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?
The nun has a soul full of hope...
So my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child. I was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me. I was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friend's uncle killed my dad.
The kid was never seen again. Her name was Madeleine McCann. I think I'm the only one who knows where she is, but overall the head from the hooker was good.
Rape is so outdated, but when you pay them money, it is a popular date!
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
