Prostitution Jokes

i went to a 90 minute prostitute once . she was a whore and a half i tell ya

Why does the environmentalist pimp have his hoes fuck bareback?

He wants to keep condoms out of landfills.

What’s the difference between a bullet, and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.

Why do most orphans become prostitutes?

“because they always wanted a daddy”

What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock spit out the feathers

What is not the definition of prostitution a dumb blonde 🙃 that got 💵 money for 👶 🍼 🤱 baby sitting does it 🚲 cycle now?

What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute? A prostitute only has one crack, and has to can wash it and sell it again.

Prostitute walks in the bar and she goes up to the bar tender and says I just made 100$ and 5¢ sucking dick the bar tender says who gave u the 5¢ the prostitute says they all did

Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted somebody to call daddy

What do you call a three humped camel.

A prostitute from new york

what do u expect when you get outta a bar

ur mom naked LOLOLOLOL

The virgin Mary wasn't a virgin she was a prostitute, God raped her

After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies

Did you hear about the blind prostitute? Well, you got to hand it to her.

Why did the female orphan become a prostitute

Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".

(apologies if I repeated it, I thought of it this afternoon.

Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a klondike bar if he was a prostitute? suck a big cock.

Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute

Because they want to call someone daddy

who makes more money a drug dealer or a prostitute? A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack, and sell it again.

why did most orphans become prostitutes? Because they wanted a daddy.

How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18 - 24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills she would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA