Prostitution jokes
There once was a man named Dave who dug up a prostitutes grave, she was as moldy as shit and missing a tit, but think of all the money he saved
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.
What's the difference between a sidewalk, a drug dealer, and a prostitute?
A: A sidewalk's crack doesn't leave an odor!
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
I have no problem with prostitution.
It's like an Air BnB for your dick.
Q. Why did the pimp buy a journal?
A. To organize his thots.
What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
Your job still sucks!
This lady has 2 parrots that only say one thing: "Hi, we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun?"
So she goes and tells her pastor. He responds with, "I have two parrots as well, they are always praying, and they have everything that a parrot needs to be a Christian. Maybe if we put our parrots together, mine will fix yours."
They proceed to do so, and the lady's parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun?" and the pastor's parrots reply with "Johnny, drop your beads and lift your heads, our prayers have been answered!"
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.