Prostitution jokes

What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?

One is a tool. The other is your mom.

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.

I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.

What does an Arab prostitute say?

"Bomb my pussy!"

What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A Democrat will keep screwing you when you run out of money.

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.

What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.

Why did the orphan become a prostitute?

So they could finally call someone "daddy."

What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.

I have no problem with prostitution.

It's like an Air BnB for your dick.

This lady has 2 parrots that only say one thing: "Hi, we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun?"

So she goes and tells her pastor. He responds with, "I have two parrots as well, they are always praying, and they have everything that a parrot needs to be a Christian. Maybe if we put our parrots together, mine will fix yours."

They proceed to do so, and the lady's parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun?" and the pastor's parrots reply with "Johnny, drop your beads and lift your heads, our prayers have been answered!"

I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.

Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.

What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?

Two tight ends and a wide receiver.

What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?

Hot wheels.

What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?

Cantonese...

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"

What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute?

The prostitute can blow you more than once.

What do you call a dead hooker?

It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.