Prostitution jokes
Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
There once was a man named Dave who dug up a prostitutes grave, she was as moldy as shit and missing a tit, but think of all the money he saved
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?
One is a tool. The other is your mom.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A Democrat will keep screwing you when you run out of money.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
What's the difference between a sidewalk, a drug dealer, and a prostitute?
A: A sidewalk's crack doesn't leave an odor!
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
Your job still sucks!
Q. Why did the pimp buy a journal?
A. To organize his thots.
I have no problem with prostitution.
It's like an Air BnB for your dick.