What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute? If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch you have to give her money first
Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?
A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute? You can get on with a prostitute!
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute? A prostitute only has one crack, and has to can wash it and sell it again.
If you give a prostitute money you will go to jail but if you give a prostitute a klondike bar you will not go to jail I would rather go to the casino and get more money for my buck
What do u call a black pros titute with braces A black n decker pecker wrecker
i went to a 90 minute prostitute once . she was a whore and a half i tell ya
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer.
The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.
Why does the environmentalist pimp have his hoes fuck bareback?
He wants to keep condoms out of landfills.
What’s the difference between a bullet, and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
What's a my cock and money have in common? Your mom
When you find out the stripper your banging is a hooker but you're saving money so it's ok
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh so you're still on the first episode then?"
What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."
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Gay wizard went to a bar disappeared with a poof
Why did the orphan want to become a prostitute?
To get a daddy