Prostitution jokes
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.
Prostitution. The only job that pays more if you suck.
What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We're closed."
If a gay white male with blond hair is a prostitute, you will get $175.00 back for a blowjob if you give him $20.00. If you give a can of sauerkraut to a gay white male that is a prostitute with blonde hair and who is also Polish, you will get the money back that he paid for the can of sauerkraut if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. And if you wanted a blowjob from a gay white male that is a prostitute that is Canadian and Polish with blond hair, you will get the money back he paid for the bottle of maple syrup at the grocery store if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. But if you wanted to fuck him up the ass, he will give you the money back that he paid for the can of Crisco and he will also give you the money back that he paid for the box of condoms and he will give you the change back that he paid for the box of tampons that he paid for his baby sister or you could get a free anonymous blowjob at an adult book store.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.
Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
There once was a man named Dave who dug up a prostitutes grave, she was as moldy as shit and missing a tit, but think of all the money he saved
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
This lady has 2 parrots that only say one thing: "Hi, we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun?"
So she goes and tells her pastor. He responds with, "I have two parrots as well, they are always praying, and they have everything that a parrot needs to be a Christian. Maybe if we put our parrots together, mine will fix yours."
They proceed to do so, and the lady's parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun?" and the pastor's parrots reply with "Johnny, drop your beads and lift your heads, our prayers have been answered!"
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
What's the difference between a sidewalk, a drug dealer, and a prostitute?
A: A sidewalk's crack doesn't leave an odor!
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.
Q. Why did the pimp buy a journal?
A. To organize his thots.