Prostitution jokes
Q. Why did the pimp buy a journal?
A. To organize his thots.
Girl: "Dad."
Dad: "Do I love you?"
Girl: "I am a prostitute."
Dad: "Yes."
Woman 2: "Dad."
Dad: "Right?"
Woman 2: "I'm a woman too."
Father: "God, do you love children?"
Boy: "Yes..."
What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
I went to a 90 minute prostitute once. She was a whore and a half, I tell ya!
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?
What do feminists and whores have in common?
Daddy issues.
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
Your job still sucks!
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
This lady has 2 parrots that only say one thing: "Hi, we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun?"
So she goes and tells her pastor. He responds with, "I have two parrots as well, they are always praying, and they have everything that a parrot needs to be a Christian. Maybe if we put our parrots together, mine will fix yours."
They proceed to do so, and the lady's parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun?" and the pastor's parrots reply with "Johnny, drop your beads and lift your heads, our prayers have been answered!"
What did the cow say to the prostitute?
Moo.
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.
What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?
One is a tool. The other is your mom.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.