Prostitution jokes
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
This account is run by a peadophile.
When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
What did the cow say to the prostitute?
Moo.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?
He performs fellatio on them.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
The girl in the picture has no ass.
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.
What is not the definition of prostitution?
A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?
Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?
He always gets a great turnout.
A prostitute walks in the bar, and she goes up to the bartender and says, "I just made $100 and 5¢ sucking dick." The bartender says, "Who gave you the 5¢?" The prostitute says, "They all did!"
Want another joke? Look in the mirror.
Community talk
The funny thing about society is that when a man gets bitches, they're considered as a pimp, a rizzler. But when it comes to women, they're considered as a whore, slut, and a prostitute. Another thing is that when a man rejects a woman, they're considered as being "sigma". On the other hand, if a woman rejects a man, they're considered as a "picky bitch". Man, I love society 😂
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