Prostitution

Prostitution Jokes

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"

My son's class is having a career day next week.

He was all embarrassed about having a mother who works at the AISH office.

We've agreed that I'll tell his class I'm a prostitute.

How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?

Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.