Product jokes
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
Can I get a HOYA?
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
A man assaulted me with milk, cheese, and butter.
How dairy!
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.
Now we call him hot wheels.
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
*walks into sex shop*
Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex, please.
Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 🧼
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.