Product jokes
Her (DYM 121).
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?
A: One is a good year, one is a great year.
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.
Doin (DYM 58)?
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
your (DYM 38)
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says "leave motherf*cker".
Your birth certificate is a complaint to the condom factory.
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.
I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.
This morning I woke up, then took a bath with some chocolate mud. At first, when I turned the damn flossers on, I noticed it wasn't water. It was all chocolate mud, and now my body is all chocolatey.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!
Put some Windex on it.