Product jokes
So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...
...their new slogan?
The Quicker Pecker Upper.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
What shampoo does Stephen Hawkings use?
Head & Shoulders.
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!
If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of...
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.
I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me.
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.
Velcro, what a rip-off!
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
Velcro is such a rip-off.
Do you want to buy my Hoover?
I mean... it's just collecting dust.
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore? They are a total rip off.
When I saw a dead body on the ground and my editor was filming, I told him to censor that a-hole. When I saw the completed product, he censored me. Then I killed him.
Glad to present you a wood clock.
https://olegon.ru/clock/