Receipt, please

  • You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.

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    Hey, buddy. Explain bear here. This joke implies that you are so ugly that your own mother regrets having you and wishes she could return you, just like a defective product. She wants a receipt so she can get a refund. Basically, you are a mistake.

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