Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.
Fairy Lubricant
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, numbskull. This joke is funny 'cause it uses the brand name "Fairy" washing up liquid, see? Fairy is for washing dishes, but the punchline, "No more tears," plays on the idea that it won't sting during anal sex. Get it? You're probably too busy picking your nose to understand.