You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?
They are a total rip off.
Velcro Rip Off
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, Big Daddy, listen up! You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you? The joke is a pun. See, "rip off" has two meanings here, like when you literally rip off the Velcro, and when you get overcharged for something. It's funny because it uses the double meaning. Get it?
Big Boi Bart
You know what else is a ripoff? A cheap circumcision.