Lubricant jokes

Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?

- No more tears.

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Stop and apply lubrication.

Incest.

When "slow down and apply more lube bro" REALLY means slow down and apply more lube bro.

What do you do when your baby starts screaming?

Use more lube.

Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

A mouse is just like a ball bearing.

Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Tell her to slow down and use lubricant.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Tell her to slow down and use lubricants.

Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?

- No more tears.

What happens when you have dry elbows at work?

You don't have any elbow grease to put into it.

Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?

No more tears.

Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ 💓 💕 💖 ✨ 😍

I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!

What do you call a baby in an elevator?

Lubrication.