Lubricant jokes

Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?

- No more tears.

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Stop and apply lubrication.

Incest.

When "slow down and apply more lube bro" REALLY means slow down and apply more lube bro.

What do you do when your baby starts screaming?

Use more lube.

Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

A mouse is just like a ball bearing.

Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Tell her to slow down and use lubricant.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Tell her to slow down and use lubricants.

Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?

- No more tears.

What happens when you have dry elbows at work?

You don't have any elbow grease to put into it.

How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?

The weird moaning sounds when you try to slide in the back door.

Followed by slipping in Kentucky (KY) Jelly.

Followed by landing in deep shit.

Followed by being totally covered in sea men.

Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?

No more tears.

Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ 💓 💕 💖 ✨ 😍

I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!

What do you call a baby in an elevator?

Lubrication.

Head of Company: "We need to stop testing our products on animals."

Consultant: "Why? The shampoo companies do it."

Head of Company: "Yeah, but we make dildos."

A salesman rings the doorbell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother? Can I see her?” Johnny: “Nope. She’s in the shower, too.” Salesman: “Do you think they’ll be out soon?” Johnny: “Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead.”

If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.