Lubricant jokes

Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ 💓 💕 💖 ✨ 😍

I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!

How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?

The weird moaning sounds when you try to slide in the back door.

Followed by slipping in Kentucky (KY) Jelly.

Followed by landing in deep shit.

Followed by being totally covered in sea men.

What do you call a baby in an elevator?

Lubrication.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Tell her to slow down and use lubricant.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Tell her to slow down and use lubricants.

Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?

- No more tears.

Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?

- No more tears.

What happens when you have dry elbows at work?

You don't have any elbow grease to put into it.

Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?

No more tears.

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Stop and apply lubrication.

What do you do when your baby starts screaming?

Use more lube.

Incest.

When "slow down and apply more lube bro" REALLY means slow down and apply more lube bro.

Vaseline

Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?

You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇

Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

A mouse is just like a ball bearing.

Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.