Problem jokes
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.
What do lesbians do when they have a problem? They finger it out.
You know what I hate about rape?
Keeping it a secret.
How do you get gum out of your hair? Cancer.
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the street?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.
The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.
The man then got plastic prosthetics.
Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.
After much examination, the doctor found that the patient's pants were shedding color.
Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."
The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.
The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.
The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.
Remember: Alcohol doesn't solve your problems, but neither does milk or water.
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems, will it be a "Concentration Camp"?
"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow