Problem

Problem jokes

Orphan

    • Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?

    Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"

    Man

    • A man goes to a doctor and says he's having problems shitting, so the doctor gives him an enema and says he needs to do it a few times at home, but does the first one for him. So the guy bends over the table, lubes him up, and shoves it deep in him, and he yells.

    So later, the man goes home and tells his wife he needs her help with the enema. So he bends over, she lubes him up, puts a hand on his shoulder, and she shoves it up there, and he starts screaming and cussing, and the wife asks, "Did I hurt you?" He said, "No, I just realized when the doctor did it, he had both hands on my shoulders."

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    • Problem memes

    Skeleton

    • Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...

    I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.

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    • Clock

    • Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?

    It reminded him of Richard Clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife.

    Hooker

    • What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?

    I've been raped!

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    • Name

    • An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."

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    • Kid

    • Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?

    Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.

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