Problem jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Answer: They don’t know where home is.
2+2=🐟
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Im still alive and im going to make it everyones problem
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.
I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
How do you get bubblegum out of your hair? Cancer.
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?