Cylinder Stuck in M&M Tube

Alright, listen up, you simpleton. Explain bear is here. You see that pirate dude? He's talking like a pirate, right? 'Yarrrrr', 'me' instead of 'my', 'stucc' instead of 'stuck'. But instead of talking about treasure or ships, he's complaining about something stuck in a tube of M&M's candy. It's funny because it's a modern, boring problem described in old-timey pirate language. Get it? Probably not, you're clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed. Now go eat some honey.