Cylinder jokes
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
3.14% of sailors are...
π-rates.
Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So, they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist? Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
