Problem jokes
Why can't America play chess?
Because it lost two towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet... What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Why did Steven Hawkins go to hell?
Because he couldn't walk the stairs to heaven.
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Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.
What did the screw say to the screw? We sure screwed things up!
I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? 'Cause they're dead.
Why did my wife leave me? I wish I knew.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
Have you walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Oh, neither did he.
Why was the math book so sad? Because it was filled with problems.
Why do orphans always get picked on? They can't run and tell their parents.
An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal."
The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.
Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."