Problem jokes
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped!
Why is the orphan failing all his classes? He can't do homework.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
What's 9 + 10?
21
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.
Doc: What's wrong with that?
Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.
Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.
Why do cheetahs always cheat?