Problem jokes
Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.
Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
What did the math book say to the other math book?
Wanna hear my problems?
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
Baal jharne ke upay?
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke...
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.
Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.
We don't have school shooters; we have special ed breeches.
This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.”
The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”
Boy: Why is my sister named Rose?
Dad: Someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head.
Boy: Okay, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Brick.
I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts,' which, on one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't see!
It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems, will it be a "Concentration Camp"?