Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.
Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.
We don't have school shooters; we have special ed breeches.
This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.”
The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”
Boy: Why is my sister named Rose?
Dad: Someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head.
Boy: Okay, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Brick.
I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts,' which, on one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't see!
It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems, will it be a "Concentration Camp"?
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
Telling jokes is snow problem.
You know you have a domestic abuse problem when you beat your dick.
What do lesbians do when they have a problem? They finger it out.
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
I know people don’t really like cat puns, but mine are PURRety good.
Did you CATch that one? No? Because you are in a bad mood? You should WISKER those feelings away. We should PAWnder ways to fix your mood. Just remember to keep CLAWing at the problem. I am glad I can help MEW.
I've got 99 problems and one of them is that I count my problems instead of solving them.
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
How to stop bullying?
