Problem jokes
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
So, a mom and a dad take their son to a therapist.
“What seems to be the problem?” the therapist asked.
“Our son thinks he’s a refrigerator!” they said.
So the therapist replies, “Oh dear, that must be a problem.”
“Yeah, he sleeps with his mouth open, and the light is really bright.”
The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
My wife is not only gone like gonorrhea, she is also gone because of my (and now her) gonorrhea.
Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.
Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
What did the math book say to the other math book?
Wanna hear my problems?
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
Baal jharne ke upay?
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke...
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.
Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.
We don't have school shooters; we have special ed breeches.
This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.”
The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”