Carlos jokes

What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

- Carlos.

FIERY LOS

What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?

Carlos.

My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"

I said: "Why?"

My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"

I said: "KNEW IT!"

If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?

Answer: A math problem.

What time is it when you say "what?"

Time to start over!

What do you say when a Spanish person loses a car?

Carlos.

What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?

Ben or Chris?

Are you beef?

Because you're Carlos-Asada.

you.

Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.