Carlos

Carlos Jokes

Car

What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?

Carlos.

Bff

My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"

I said: "Why?"

My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"

I said: "KNEW IT!"

Jose

If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?

Answer: A math problem.