Carlos jokes

My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"

I said: "Why?"

My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"

I said: "KNEW IT!"

What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?

Carlos.

Are you beef?

Because you're Carlos-Asada.

What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

- Carlos.

If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?

Answer: A math problem.

FIERY LOS

What time is it when you say "what?"

Time to start over!

What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?

Ben or Chris?

you.

What do you say when a Spanish person loses a car?

Carlos.

What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?

Car-los