Carlos jokes

What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

- Carlos.

FIERY LOS

What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?

Carlos.

My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"

I said: "Why?"

My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"

I said: "KNEW IT!"

If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?

Answer: A math problem.

What time is it when you say "what?"

Time to start over!

What do you say when a Spanish person loses a car?

Carlos.

What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?

Ben or Chris?

Are you beef?

Because you're Carlos-Asada.

you.

The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!

Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.