Problem jokes
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
Is laughing a problem?
Laughing at what?
I want to jump.
Jump—what?
Jump off the hook.
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
How are humans and computers different? A human doesn't have trouble shooting.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped!
Why is the orphan failing all his classes? He can't do homework.