Problem jokes
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
2+2=🐟
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
Did you hear Biden went to the ER?
He's having a little trouble with his Putin.