my new girl friend is a porn star she would probably kill me if she found out
I know a good airplane joke but it would probably go over your heads. The twin towers: no it won't.
"Just say no to drugs!" well, if i'm talking to my drugs, i probably already said yes
i was talking to my friend and he said "I lost my virginity to a girl and then she stopped coming to school" and I said "probably because she was fired"
so I and my friend were talking this time, I asked them what they would do if they ever met rengoku they said that they would probably like shake his hand or sm but I said I would lick his forehead. wtf
Did anyone JET my joke. It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant trough.
Suicide is the way to get even with the bitch called probability.
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date? She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.
Stage 4 cancer is like a woman you can’t beat it but if you do she’ll probably come back again
What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?
They both think "Mom's probably going to kill me"
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, what's so sad and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's head before they died". I replied "probably a bullet", she gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is, what do you think is running through their parent's heads", I said " probably all the money their losing from this funeral".
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home. He'll probably leave her alone now. He doesn't eat vegetables.
I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford. Fat, mean and probably inbred.
Your probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"
The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, "You can have anything you want.""
The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
You've probably heard this one before but screw it
What's the difference between jesus christ and the kid I just killed Jesus christ probably died a virign
Why does Sans like puns so much, probably because he finds them humourus
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victims Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..." Me: "Honestly...Probably his ass."
I lost my dog. I probably shouldn't have named him rape
