Probability jokes

So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urinal.

Later on, I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because, well, he probably had to go, but yeah, he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urinal, so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part.

So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?

Heterosexual sodomy is like religion. If you were forced to accept it when you were younger, you probably would not like it when you become an adult.

This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something. SOMEONE will laugh. Say: "This word isn't gonna be funny until I tell you, your probably not going to laugh." *your friend* "what's the word?" *you* "finger" *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not everyone laughs, so don't feel bad if they don't. Also, don't be surprised if you get put in jail for murder, because you're going to kill someone with this.

I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.

Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.

Did you hear about the lesbian midget? She probably came out of the cabinet.

I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.

Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr. Dickinson...

How is spinach like anal sex? If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.

The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.

A computer science student is studying under a tree, and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"

The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, 'You can have anything you want.'"

The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."

5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.

What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?

Her, probably.

Why do people think Mozart was autistic?

Because he was probably retarded.

America get pranked lol.

Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.

Oh wait...

*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."

Person 2: "Probably Bullets."

Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"

Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."

Person 1: "...."

Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."

If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)

Friend, you're bold and fat.

Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.