America get pranked lol Bidens penis is probably as big as the twin towers right now Oh wait...
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?". She replied, "Two or three". Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
fun fact if your an orphan you probably dont know your parent
He proble picks hair of he’s dads dick then probably puts it in he’s hair
I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text
Welcome for the rhyme
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
I can tell you a airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head
What is black and white? Probably Mexican History
Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
have i told you the joke about the airplane, ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?" Guy: that's probably because your S I N G L E
1.Your face is so ugly i thought it was deformed it probably was anyways 2.even if donald trump had time to build a wall it was probably so you won't squish us with you fatass. if someone says your face is deformed just say thats what happens when i look at you. welcome
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them mommy or daddy.
What's the hardest part about sex with a thai girl?
Her, probably
if you need to squint to read this... you probably need glasses
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents and they're still hiding! :) They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant ain't no telling who" in better shape the elephant or the woman i guess it's probably weight watchers.
love is like a fart if you have to force it, it's probably shit.
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
