I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what’s so sad?" and she said, "What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died?" I replied, "probably a bullet." She gasped and said, "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent’s heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
Insensitive Funeral Remarks After School Shooting
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Explain Bear
Alright, you clueless human, let me break it down for you. You went to a funeral for kids who died in a school shooting. Yes, school shooting, that's when some nutjob shoots up a school and innocent people die. Then you asked a lady why everyone's sad like the concept is foreign to you. She asks about the kids' last thoughts, and you give a literal answer about bullets. Yes, obviously they got shot, genius. Then she shifts to the grieving parents' thoughts, and you immediately jump to money. It's funny because it's so detached and heartless. See, I have to explain it all to you, which is pretty sad.
GrammarPuss
You spelled "they're" wrong, you dumbass.