5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. -- The odds were against me.
Doctor: what is your zodiac sign?
Patient: cancer why?
Doctor: what are the chances
Patient: of what?
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne"
What was the last thing to run through osama bin ladens mind? Probably a bullet.
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in alabama
What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you." Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
Heterosexual sodomy is like religion if you was forced to accept it when you was younger you probably would not like it when you become a adult
My friend has a dry sense of humour
Probably bc her body was decomposed ages ago
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female if you did not like it when you was a teenager you probably will not like it when you become a adult
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr Baker was probably a baker. Mr Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr Dickinson....
you can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she’s probably angry.
You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. -- If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.
Broccoli is like anal sex.
If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain
Getting murdered by someone is probably the most intimate experience I'll ever have.
True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe. (Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers each person spins it and try not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not you point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger)
How is spinach like anal sex?
If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
