What was the last thing to run through osama bin ladens mind? Probably a bullet.
5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.
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The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in alabama
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female if you did not like it when you was a teenager you probably will not like it when you become a adult
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you." Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
My friend has a dry sense of humour
Probably bc her body was decomposed ages ago
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr Baker was probably a baker. Mr Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr Dickinson....
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, what's so sad and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's head before they died". I replied "probably a bullet", she gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is, what do you think is running through their parent's heads", I said " probably all the money their losing from this funeral".
you can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she’s probably angry.
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. -- The odds were against me.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"
The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, "You can have anything you want.""
The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. -- If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.
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Getting murdered by someone is probably the most intimate experience I'll ever have.
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How is spinach like anal sex?
If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
my new girl friend is a porn star she would probably kill me if she found out
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain
