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Ps5 in black looks clean af

The image shows two side-by-side panels. The left panel displays a black PS5 console with a blue light, while the right panel shows a man getting a haircut and looking surprised. Below the panels, the text reads: "Probably runs faster too."

blach66

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says: "Just take a minute and think about Riley's retarded hair cut. Shut up look at your greasy ass hair." The next message says: "Have you not released I don't give a small singular shit about my hair." The following message says: "There's probably shit in your hair." Finally, the last messages read: "It looks better than whatever dead raccoon has been super glued onto your forehead. But Yeah probably."

Rey Rey

help pls find my dawg

A flyer with the text "I lost my bitchass dog again. He's ugly as fuck and keeps running away but I still love him, plus I already bought him shit and I don't wanna return the stuff. Please bring him back, his name is Señor Woofers. He probably won't respond to it cus he's a fake lil bitch though. Please contact me at 661-440-5950 or booteyeater6969@gmail.com. Reward: $5ish maybe." Below the text is a picture of a small dog with a brown wig.

LoserIsPro

I was rolling dice online and this is the first two I get

Two red ten-sided dice with the numbers 9 and 11 are displayed on a screen. The total is 20. Below, there is a button labeled "Roll".

Daddy Cock

Fuck you

A split image showing a black PlayStation 5 console on the left and a man getting a haircut on the right. Text on top of the image says, "Ps5 black looks clean af." and text below the two images says, "Probably runs faster too."

Wade

Probably the black guy

The image shows six panels. The first panel shows the face of Kylo Ren with a red lightsaber. The second panel shows Rey with a lightsaber. The third panel shows Leia Organa. The fourth panel shows Finn with a blue lightsaber. The fifth panel shows Han Solo with a blaster. The sixth panel shows Deadpool, next to a Chimichanga snack. Underneath, there is text: One of these things are not like the other.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a Facebook post with comments about a tragic shooting, followed by a picture of a troll-face character smirking next to a computer that is on fire. The Facebook post has various comments with Todd responding to the initial tragedy with "Probably coffin brochures" and "Bullets?".

Heroin Monkey

A woman is lying in bed looking annoyed. Next to her is a giant egg. The text above the image reads: "Her: he's probably thinking about other girls... Him: I am egg". There is a Twitter account name of @DennysDiner above the text.

Chexers

The image shows a cartoon scene with two characters, Arthur and D.W. The text above the image reads: 'Her: "what are we" Me: "probably parents"'

RapBoat

Which rapper's age surprises you most?
3h
Pac and Big being 25 and 24 at their death always tripped
me out, they looked and sounded way older imo.
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2h
Crazy that biggie sounded like that at 24/25. Dude
sounded like a 40 year old man.
2h
that's probably because he was fat asf
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Why should you care

A split image. On the left is a screenshot from a video game with a character walking near a small structure that might be a doghouse. A creature that resembles a dog is running near the character. The text says: "Probably a doghouse, though I'm not sure since there's no dog around." On the right, there is a red die with the number 1 on top. The text reads: "ME A HALFLING: YES! I CAN REROLL. ME: ....".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows Elmo looking confused to the right. To his left is a clear cup with a pair of eyes floating on top. The text reads, "When Elmo's urine sample begins to sing about the importance of drinking water, he realizes that the cocaine he got from Tampa was probably less than 100% pure."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

Probably the quack troop for me bc I will have the numbers say what you would choose in the comments

The image shows four panels with different ducks. The first panel features a duck with a stern look called "Dug." The second panel has a white duck called "Polar Duck." The third panel shows three ducks in trench coats and hats called "The Quack Troop." The last panel is a close-up of a duck's head called "Big Quack." Above the panels, it says, "One will protect you, the rest will attack you, choose wisely."

LoserIsPro

I got all max 1st try

A screenshot of a dice rolling game with the numbers 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, and 20 displayed as dice. The total shown is 60.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a text conversation. The first person asks about a Miata for sale. After some questions, the first person asks "What's your lowest point?" and the second person responds with a tragic personal anecdote about his wife leaving him, misunderstanding that the first person was asking for the "lowest price."

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

An image of a night sky with a projection of Steve Harvey's face made of light dots over Atlanta. A user comments that the lights are just stars.

DIANEE

The image is a meme with a split panel. The left side shows a fierce red dragon exhaling fire, with the text "AN ANCIENT BEING CAPABLE OF FLYING AND BREATHING FIRE." The right side shows a red 20-sided die, with the text "ONE CRITICAL BOI." Above both panels, it reads "WHO WOULD WIN?"

BellaTrix

A group of people in sports uniforms, with one in the middle wearing a helmet and additional padding. The text overlay reads "IF YOUR BOYFRIEND DRESSES LIKE THIS, HE'S PROBABLY A KEEPER".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a quote from Abraham Lincoln stating that the people should overthrow those who pervert the Constitution. Below the quote, there are comments about Abraham Lincoln and a discussion about the ability to pull buttcheeks apart and back together without using hands. The comment section shows usernames and time stamps.

Thoughtless

A couple is lying in bed. The text on top reads: "Her: He's probably thinking about other women..." Underneath is written "Him: Who the hell is taking pictures of me and my wife in bed."

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