Privacy jokes

What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?

The windows we look through.

Johny Sin's son checked his father's folder of p*rn in his laptop.

and found that in all the videos his father is...

When your little brother hears noise from your room and you're the only one in it.

"Don’t look! I saw you peeking through the window."

I was up all night because my neighbors were having sex.

*I was actually up all night watching.*

What is the biggest lie ever?

"I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions."

The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk, but only one person knows about it.

Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?

Tell him that it is a confessional booth.

What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?

Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.

What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?

You got off clean.

I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" 😂😂😂

Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.

What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?

Guardian of the confessional booth.

Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.

My sisters ask me, "Are you really a virgin?" I say, "That's nun of your business!"

I don’t know what’s worse: Finding bucket loads of porn on my dad’s laptop, or finding out he was in all of them.