what do you call a stalker stalking himself a narcissist
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about- Anonymouse
My sisters ask me "Are you really a virgin?" I say "That's nun of your business"
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
For all the Harry Potter fans:
A VPN is occlumency for smart devices and our ISP is a legilimens.
My roommate's diary says I have boundary issues.
Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too.
By:Xzavier
you know what I hate about rape? Keeping it a secret.
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you? Your virginity
My sister says I’m annoying , or that’s what i read in her diary.
i hate it when ever i bring a girl over my parents don't care but when i bring one of my friends thats a boy there like KeEp ThE DoOr OpEn and im gay
I was up all night because my neighbors were having sex.
*was actually up all night watching*
A: Why are you so sad? B: I was watching porn and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movi
Freshfry pls leave me and prince alone! I never ask u too join our chat!
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
What is the biggest lie ever? I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower? You got off clean
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
