Anonymity jokes
We are anonymous because none of us are as cruel as all of us.
What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common?
A blowjob is anonymous.
Why do vegetarians give anonymous blowjobs at the glory hole at an adult book store? Because they don't want anybody to find out that they like meat.
Why does a married heterosexual man want an anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside an adult bookstore?
Because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man.
What is anonymous ๐ค oral masturbation? the politically correct word for anonymous gay fellatio from a ๐ณ glory hole inside a ๐ adult book store
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Did you ever receive an anonymous blowjob from another male under the handicapped stall inside the public men's restroom at a rest area and did you have an orgasm and was it the best orgasm that you ever had?
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?
Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.
Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father?
because Roman Catholic men between 18-29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole.
Why does the Catholic Church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth?
So a priest can give an anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man, or a gay man, or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession.
Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?
He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).
I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.
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Why did a bisexual man wanted a physically handicapped โฟ ๐จโ๐ผ ๐จ ๐ฌ gay man to give him a anonymous blowjob under the stall inside the men'restroom ๐ป ๐น at a restarea? because getting a blowjob from a call girl ๐ง cost $75.00 ๐ฌ ๐ฌ ๐ฌ ๐ฌ ๐ฌ ๐ฌ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ฌ ๐ฌ ๐ฌ ๐ฌ ๐ฌ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ
I am no longer anonymous.
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. ๐ธ๐
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.
Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!
Comments:
Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!
Shut up: Shut up!
Liv: Gwen stop!!
Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym ๐ช ๐ช ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ or at the rest area โฟ๏ธ ๐น ๐ฝ.
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.