Privacy

Privacy Jokes

AI

I told AI to talk dirty to me. It started describing my browser history.

Moment

I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"

Lover

What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?

Lesbionage.

Assassination

"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."

Glory Hole

How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?

Tell him that it is a confessional booth.

Porn

What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?

The windows we look through.

Secret

What do asses and secrets have in common?

Both are better when not leaked!

Porn

What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?

The windows we watch through.

Sex

When I have sex, my girlfriend screams, especially when I walk in on her.

Social change

Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”

Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”

Evidence

So basically Star25/AG3.0 and GG miller are the same person since I found some evidence.

On one post, AG3.0 asked GG miller what’s his name.

Post right here: worstjokesever.com/community/p/6509c2cbefa8ad0a8dfd8dc5

So gg miller replied, “MILLER IS MY REAL LAST NAME, AND GG IS MY REAL MIDDLE NAME”

So, we already know Star25’s real name is Adrian Gorges because when he had the AG3.0 account, he said that AG stands for Adrian Gorges. And we also can back this up with his tik tok. www.tiktok.com/@adriangorges2010?lang=en

But, there’s an important factor. Gorges can also be shortened to GG.

So, we know that GG miller is AG3.0, but let’s back this up even further. If you search up adrianmiller2010, it pops up with AG3.0’s new account’s videos. Since GG Miller’s name says, “Miller” in it, that means that GG Miller IS ag3.0

So taking all of this evidence, we can conclude that AG3.0’s full name, which is, “Adrian Gorges Miller”.

Lmk if you have any more things abouts ag3.0 so we can expose him even more.

Hacker

My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.

I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.

Difference

What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.

Teenager

When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.

Sibling

What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?

Your virginity.

Account

Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.

Indian

Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.