Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
I was up all night because my neighbors were having sex.
*I was actually up all night watching.*
Do a neck reveal.
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
HeHeH
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
One day the mailman came to drop the mail off, then he asked if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah. The thing is, my mom was coming out of the shower naked, and when she opened the door, it was me and the mailman.
Now, when the mailman sees me, he says to me, "We got something in common, we both saw your mom naked."
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
What is the biggest lie ever?
"I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions."
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
One day I was on my phone, then I got a text message from my girlfriend, "Hey, sexy boy, wanna hang out tonight if you know what I mean...?" Then I just stopped and froze. I read the message. I said, "Yeah, sure..." She replied really fast, "There's going to be a few people there, ok." But I didn't read the next message... She said, "Come right at 12:00 AM." But I didn't read it. I walked into her house, but I heard a strange noise like a moaning noise, and it sounded like HER!! So I hid behind the couch, and I looked through the open door and saw something I didn't want to see... Like for part 2 and comment if you want me to make another!!
"Don’t look! I saw you peeking through the window."
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.
