Privacy jokes
Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
Me: Spell "I cup."
My Friend: I see you pee.
Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!
My Friend: Oh hehe O-O
What do you call a private nun?
Nun-o-yo-business.
Daughter: "I know this is weird, but I feel like someone is watching me when I am sleeping."
Father: "Sorry."
How it feels to goon. But low key your mom walks in on you.
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”
What happens when a guy is in a pool with a deck and no one is around? The guy has to pee, get up on the deck, and stick it between the bars and pee.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
Do a neck reveal.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.
I saw it through my telescope last night.
Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.
What happens when you search nudes on my phone?
Nothing, I don't have any.
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
Julius Caesar & Tork Poettschke at the doctor's office:
"The doctor has now sent me the bill."
"Make him aware of his duty of confidentiality!"
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
What is the difference between a man peering through the key hole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is rude and nosy.
Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection.
A fake name and a fake phone number.
The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
I told AI to talk dirty to me. It started describing my browser history.