Privacy jokes

What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?

The windows we watch through.

How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?

Tell him that it is a confessional booth.

What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?

Your virginity.

I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.

Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!

Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.

I was up all night because my neighbors were having sex.

*I was actually up all night watching.*

What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?

You got off clean.

"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"

Do a neck reveal.

My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.

SELF HARM

One day the mailman came to drop the mail off, then he asked if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah. The thing is, my mom was coming out of the shower naked, and when she opened the door, it was me and the mailman.

Now, when the mailman sees me, he says to me, "We got something in common, we both saw your mom naked."

What is the biggest lie ever?

"I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions."

Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?

When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.

A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.

Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”

So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

One day I was on my phone, then I got a text message from my girlfriend, "Hey, sexy boy, wanna hang out tonight if you know what I mean...?" Then I just stopped and froze. I read the message. I said, "Yeah, sure..." She replied really fast, "There's going to be a few people there, ok." But I didn't read the next message... She said, "Come right at 12:00 AM." But I didn't read it. I walked into her house, but I heard a strange noise like a moaning noise, and it sounded like HER!! So I hid behind the couch, and I looked through the open door and saw something I didn't want to see... Like for part 2 and comment if you want me to make another!!

"Don’t look! I saw you peeking through the window."

I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”