what do you call a priest meeting his illegal children
a holy CUMmunion
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia? The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.
Why do orphan like going to church. Bc that actually get to say father for once
Why do catholic priest suck on the cock of a young boy in his parish? because it taste like a vienna sausage
Remember the confession Booth is not a glory hole
Priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids menu.
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the childs body.
One day, a preist and a nun went to play golf together. In the first shot, the preist missed his shot and said “Fuck I missed it.” The nun replied “Hey you should not curse.” In the second shot, the preist missed his shot again and said “Fuck I missed again.” The nun replied “Hey stop swearing, or else god will punish you.” In the next shot, the preist missed once again. He shouted “Fuck this, this game is bullshit.” The nun replied “Enough! God is definitely going to punish you anytime.” Suddenly, a thunderbolt stroke the nun and killed her, the clouds separated from the sky and there was a voice in the sky saying “Oh fuck I missed.”
mamma is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you ...
a priest sees a man about to commit suicide the man says "I have nothing to live for here I will die go to heaven and get 72 virgins" then the priest says "no need for this I will take you to the local elementary school"
"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O.'"
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke
You should always wash your sex toys, thats why priests baptise babies
what dose a priest and time have in common? there both predators
What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor
what do a priest and a pedo nothing they both like kids.
Yo Father. Don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anul plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass of. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest. A: a priest isn't turned on by dead children.
