Priest jokes
A monk asks the priest if it's okay to kiss a nun.
The priest replies, "Just as long as you don't get in the habit!"
I was blessed with a 9 inch penis.
The priest is in jail now.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
What’s a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
"Spray and pray," also known as a priest with an altar boy.
Guy: Why can't Jesus have M&M's?
Priest: Why?
Guy: Because they'll fall through the hole in his hands.
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion.
"What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, I'm next in line for the Monsignor's job," replied the Priest.
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, next I can become Bishop," said the Priest.
"Yes, and then?" asked the Rabbi.
"If I work real hard and do a good job as Bishop, it's possible for me to become an Archbishop," said the Priest.
"O.K., then what?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest, beginning to get a bit exasperated, replied, "With some luck and real hard work, maybe I can become a Cardinal."
"And then?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest is really starting to get mad now and replies, "With lots and lots of luck and some real difficult work and if I'm in the right places at the right times and play my political games just right, maybe, just maybe, I can get elected Pope."
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Good grief!" shouted the Priest. "What do you expect me to become, GOD?"
"Well," said the Rabbi, "One of our boys made it!"
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
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What's the difference between a priest and customer service?
At least you can call customer service and tell them how your experience was.
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
What do priests give children?
Syphilis.
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
There are Three Sons: Journey, Korean, and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island, and a priest gave them each one wish.
The first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.