Why does the Catholic Church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth?
So a priest can give an anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man, or a gay man, or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession.
I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.
It was a touching story.
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what itβs like to speak to a father.
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldnβt fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?