Why does the Catholic Church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth?
So a priest can give an anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man, or a gay man, or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession.
I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.
It was a touching story.
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?