Catholic Church

Catholic Church Jokes

Why does the Catholic Church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth?

So a priest can give an anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man, or a gay man, or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession.

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Why does a penis taste like octopus πŸ™?

Stupid question πŸ˜’ πŸ™„ even the catholic church β›ͺ πŸ™ knows that one.

For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldnβ€˜t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?

"Chancel culture!"

Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?

Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.