Guy: Why can't Jesus have M&M's?
Priest: Why?
Guy: Because they'll fall through the hole in his hands.
Jesus and M\&Ms
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is about Jesus and the holes in his hands from being nailed to the cross. If he tried to hold M\&Ms, they'd just fall right through the holes! It's funny 'cause it's a silly image, and you are even sillier for not getting it.
Anonymous
*hole