Why does a penis tastes like octopus 🐙 stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church.he said to the priest please say a prayer for me and the priest said ‘I ain’t got nun left’ then he died
A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun.
"Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you."
The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.
"Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise.
"Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!"
"Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth
How many alter boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests have basement
There are Three Sons Journey Korean and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island and a priest gave them each one wish the first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
What did the priest say to the skunk?
Let us spray
Ever heard of a reverse exorcism? It’s when the Devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body.
The first priest asks the second, "How long do we keep the babies in the holy water?", the priest replies, "No clue... I close my eyes when I masturbate"
Why was there a box in a church because their was a funeral
Do you know where priests go at night???????
To all night sale a boys r us
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator
what terns green purple and white? A chameleon
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider transMEN as men which is rather confusing to me. As a Jew I don’t know very much about Christianity but from what I’ve heard- don’t priests love little boys?
if priests were on twitter they would tweet "he's a 10 but he's 10".
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
What's the difference between a catholic priest and the devil?? The devil always has horns... not just around children
What do you call a priest that likes juice A capriest sun
