Priest jokes
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
Have you heard of the new sequel to "The Exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son.
Why is that kid walking like that? Oh, he's an alter boy.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."
What the difference between a priest and acne
Acne waits till your 13 to cum on your face
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
A priest was driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.
The cop asked him if he had anything to drink. The priest said just water.
The cop said, "Then why can I smell wine?"
The priest said, "Good Lord, it happened again!"
There are Three Sons: Journey, Korean, and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island, and a priest gave them each one wish.
The first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
The first priest asks the second, "How long do we keep the babies in the holy water?" The priest replies, "No clue... I close my eyes when I masturbate!"
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.
A priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids' menu.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
What is humble, holy, and helps?
An angle...
How is a priest like a wristwatch?
They both start at 12.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
When the priest said, "Be gone from this boy, demon!" the demon replied, "And you get out of the boy!"
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"