Are you still a virgin?

When you turn 400 those nasty thoughts sometimes peer in, but if you're lucky, you can be cleansed by the machine spirit by simply visiting your local tech priest.

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  • Toaster
  • Thought
  • Priest
  • Virgin
  • Parent
  • Family

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