Priest Jokes

Guy: why can't Jesus have M&M's priest: why? Guy: because they'll fall through the whole in his hands

Why Demons are dying from Priestwater?The Soul from a Priest is completly diffrent

Priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube... priest asks what are you guys doing the boys answer the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on

what is humble holy and helps? an angle...

Why do I call my priest daddy

Because he raped my mom when she was 13

She's 27 now

what did the priest say to the muslim. wzaa

What do Priests and School shooters have in common?

They both blast little kids in the face

My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say

So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.

In front of the whole church I said did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.

What did the racist catholic priest say?

Martin Luther not my king.

A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.

When medical crew arrives he denies them saying "God will surely save me."

The medical team tries to help him but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.

Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"

God answered, "B**** I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"

What's a priests fav fruit?

Cantaloupe

What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back

The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri"

A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid." The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what??"