Priest Jokes

What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?

The subway guy DIDN’T get away with it…

What do you call an orphan who became a priest? Father-less

A priest and a child molester walk into a bar he orders a drink

Now I know what my priest meant by the second coming!

How many alter boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests have basement

What did eve say to Adam That is rock hard

What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest? You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid’s until he’s 13 years old.

Why do catholic priest suck on the cock of a young boy in his parish? because it taste like a vienna sausage

What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back

Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?

A: They both want Anthony's neck

HELP! HELP!

TELL THE PRIEST TO STOP TICKLING ME

Q: What do Satan and a priest have n common?

A: They both love naughty souls

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Why did the priest buy a clown suit? Because the old one had blood all over it.

What did the 3-year old boy say to the priest? My bum hurts.

A priest walked in and said to the kids

Hey kids.. are you ready for your faptism

If we can't say god in vane why dose he get to.