Priest jokes
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
How do you kill a little boy?
You throw him between two Catholic priests.
Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?
Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? A rabbi cuts it off, a priest sucks it off.
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
Sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy!
What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?
Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.
I accidentally sucked my own ball sack.
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
you.
A priest sees a man about to commit suicide. The man says, "I have nothing to live for here. I will die, go to Heaven, and get 72 virgins." Then the priest says, "No need for this. I will take you to the local elementary school."
A white dad, a priest, and a rabbi all run out a burning school, and the dad says, “What about the kids?” and the rabbi replies to him saying, “Fuck the kids,” and the priest says, “Think we got enough time?”
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.