A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.
When medical crew arrives he denies them saying "God will surely save me."
The medical team tries to help him but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.
Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"
God answered, "B**** I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"
How come I have a father but not a dad?
He was a priest.
What do priest and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
I was blessed with a 9 inch penis the priest is in jail now.
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les
How many alter boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests have basement
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people "WHERES THE MEAT!"
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest. A: a priest isn't turned on by dead children.
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent ? Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-o"
what terns green purple and white? A chameleon
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor
a Priest says to me come up my child then i said do i know you because your not my father
