Alter boy jokes
How do you get a nun pregnant? -- Dress her up as an alter boy.
Why is that kid walking like that? Oh, he's an alter boy.
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
The reason that girls are not allowed in boys' treehouses is because girls can't keep their mouths shut about boys taking turns sucking each other's hotdogs.
One day a boy asks his grandfather for some money, and the grandpa says, “Well, can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy replied, “No.” So the grandpa says, “Okay,” and leaves it at that and walks off.
A few years later, the boy asks his grandfather for some money again, and his grandfather once again asks, “Can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy proudly says, “Yes, it can.” To which the grandpa says, “Good, now go fuck yourself.”
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.