Alter boy jokes

How do you get a nun pregnant? -- Dress her up as an alter boy.

Why is that kid walking like that? Oh, he's an alter boy.

How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.

I groomed 2 minors today.

Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?

Because momma never raised no pussy.

Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?

So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?

Awwtistic.