Alter boy jokes

How do you get a nun pregnant? -- Dress her up as an alter boy.

Why is that kid walking like that? Oh, he's an alter boy.

How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.

I groomed 2 minors today.

Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?

Because momma never raised no pussy.

Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?

So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.

Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.

Not done yet.

Now they are.

Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.