How come I have a father but not a dad?
He was a priest.
Father Versus Dad Conundrum: The Priest
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Explain Bear
Listen up, dum-dum. You don't get it, do you? "Father" is a title for a priest. So, like, the dude's father IS a priest, but the kid can't call him "Dad" because, well, title, see? You're so slow, you probably still think the Earth is flat.