Prevention jokes

All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.

We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.

Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.

People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.

I had a dog with an eating disorder.

He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.

What's worse than a failed attempt at suicide?

The pity looks people give you and people keep you away from 'dangerous' things.

How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!

Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:

Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.

Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."

Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"

Guy: "Yup"

Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"

Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"

Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.

He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.

We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)

One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.

They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.

What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?

A school shooting.

Two muffins are sitting in a bar.

The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual."

The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans, and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human-like structure, muffins lack brains, which are an essential part of being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also, with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak, thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.

"Just say NO to drugs!" Well, if I'm talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.

Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives.

Condoms 99 percent effective.

Birth control 99 percent effective.

Etc.

Just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time (only cost 20 years in jail ;)

If a person shoots a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful, or is it murder?

A depressed man buys a gun for suicide, but then thinks, "maybe I shouldn't be doing this," and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.

An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away. if you throw it hard enough.

Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.