Prevention Jokes

I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.

One day a man buys a rope to suicide, but his friend stops him. They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.

One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"

I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted Nothing much I just decided to go home

I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted I decided to go home

People say rape is bad, it is because I don't want STD and HIV

What's the #1 rule of kidnapping prevention? Don't get carried away.

Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives. condoms 99 percent effective birth controll 99 percent effective ect just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time ( only cost 20 years in jail ;)

We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.

What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?

A school shooting.

What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.

Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS

10 being in the middle tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer

Sorry I meant 9 and 11

Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible and you will hurt so many people that love you. That’s why no one will be hurt.

please stop using this thread it is cancer

Two muffins are sitting in a bar.

The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual".

The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human like structure, muffins lack brains which are an essential part to being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak. Thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.