“Just say NO to drugs!” Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of aids
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted Nothing much I just decided to go home
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted I decided to go home
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why? -You have to be alive to have autism.
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning.....,, Shoot her before she touches the water
One day a man buys a rope to suicide, but his friend stops him. They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
A depressed man buys a gun for suicide but then thinks "maybe i shouldn't be doing this" and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation: Get rid all the su!c!d3 prevention lines so the Su!c!d@l people can kill themselves
What's the #1 rule of kidnapping prevention? Don't get carried away.
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
10 being in the middle tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer
Sorry I meant 9 and 11
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.