Preference jokes
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
Pineapple goes on pizza.
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"
I like this joke.
I bet you love prostate exams because you live things up your ass.
Like if you're gay.
Dislike if you are lez.
Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯
Friend: You can have my burrito baby.
Gay.
Friend: *begins to moan*
Me: Finna hang up.
If you hate America, I don't like you :)
Why do Indian men prefer fat women?
Because they worship cows.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
penis.
I like penis.