Preference jokes
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
I like my women how I like my wine. 14 years aged and locked in a cellar.
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.
I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
I dislike the UK with a great taste.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?
Son: A ugly girl.
Dad: Why not a pretty girl?
Son: A pretty one might run away.
Dad: So an ugly one might too.
Son: Yeah, but who cares?
Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
I like my women how I like my wine: 12 years old and locked in a cellar.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.