Preference jokes

You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.

What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?

A girlfriend likes a bad boy.

My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting.

I like my women how I like my bacon.

Well Dunn!!!

Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.

What is a redneck's favorite sock?

A red sock.

Did you know, the average gay person likes men?

Pineapple goes on pizza.

"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.

The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.

"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"

"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.

The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.

"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.

What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?

I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.

Don’t bother me none, babe!

Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!

“Hol up”

By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.

I bet you love prostate exams because you live things up your ass.

A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"

I like this joke.

Like if you're gay.

Dislike if you are lez.

Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯

Friend: You can have my burrito baby.

Gay.

Friend: *begins to moan*

Me: Finna hang up.

Why do Indian men prefer fat women?

Because they worship cows.

If you hate America, I don't like you :)

Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.

What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It tastes like shit, and I hate it.