Preference jokes

Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.

When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.

Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?

Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.

What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?

A girlfriend likes a bad boy.

You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.

I like my women how I like my bacon.

Well Dunn!!!

What is a redneck's favorite sock?

A red sock.

Did you know, the average gay person likes men?

Pineapple goes on pizza.

"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.

The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.

"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"

"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.

The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.

"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.

What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?

I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.

Don’t bother me none, babe!

Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!

“Hol up”

By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.

I bet you love prostate exams because you live things up your ass.

A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"

I like this joke.

Like if you're gay.

Dislike if you are lez.

Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯

Friend: You can have my burrito baby.

Gay.

Friend: *begins to moan*

Me: Finna hang up.

If you hate America, I don't like you :)

Why do Indian men prefer fat women?

Because they worship cows.

I like wine how I like my woman.

4 year old locked in a basement.