Preference jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts!
Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Leo be like: "I like men, yes."
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting.
Your taste in men is like my taste in humor: dark.
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
Pineapple goes on pizza.
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"
I like this joke.
I bet you love prostate exams because you live things up your ass.
Like if you're gay.
Dislike if you are lez.
Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯
Friend: You can have my burrito baby.
Gay.
Friend: *begins to moan*
Me: Finna hang up.
If you hate America, I don't like you :)