Preference jokes

I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?

People want donuts.

I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.

penis.

I like penis.

Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."

I like wine how I like my woman.

4 year old locked in a basement.

Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.

I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.

I love pussy.

Stephen Hawking like black willies.

As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”

DAMN YOU PESSI!

Who likes dick? Answer me!

What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?

A cocksucker.

What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:

A Quiet Place?

Gays: I like men.

Straight: I like women.

Bisexual: A hole is a hole.

I like my women like I like my diving pool:

Deep and wet.

What is you main food?

Me: Pizza cause I'm cheesy.

Friend: Chocolate chips cause I have a lot of friends.

Girlfriend: Donut cause I have a lot of cream.

What is my favorite color? Yellow.

Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.

If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.

I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.