Preference jokes
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."
What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It tastes like shit, and I hate it.
I like wine how I like my woman.
4 year old locked in a basement.
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.
I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
Who likes dick? Answer me!
I love pussy.
As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”
DAMN YOU PESSI!
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
What is you main food?
Me: Pizza cause I'm cheesy.
Friend: Chocolate chips cause I have a lot of friends.
Girlfriend: Donut cause I have a lot of cream.
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.
I like my women like I like my diving pool:
Deep and wet.
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
Keira likes massive, juicy, insanely big cock!