Preference jokes
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
I like my people how I like my tea...
In a bag under water.
Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"
Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...
Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.
Haven’t gotten to the ones I like the most.
What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years old, in the basement, and locked up.
I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.
If you're ever bored, pee on an android. Apple is better!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
I like peanut butter and honey.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is yours, Facebook will do.
I watch gay porn. :)
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