My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting.
Sitting Comedian
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Explain Bear
Hey, listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about the words, see? "Stand-up comedian" usually means a funny person who tells jokes on stage. But our genius here twists it to mean a comedian who is literally standing up. The punchline is that he'd rather sit. Get it? Bet you didn't. Also you didn't ask, but bears do not find people with an IQ lower than their shoe size funny.