Why am I gay?
Because I like mushrooms.
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A newborn daughter...
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.
I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.
Hey guys, thank you for finding this. Vote in the thumbs up or thumbs down whether you prefer Reese’s cups or Starbursts, and comment if you have a different preference! I would like to know a little about people! Thanks, Izzy.
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!
I like my girlfriends like my children: dead.
Masochists and sadists are made for each other.
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
