Preference jokes
Killing someone is better than killing yourself.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.
I like my wine like how I like my women: 10 years old and locked in a basement.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
If you hate America, I don't like you :)
I like dick.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be single than be with someone like you.
Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
I like my wine how I like my women: 7 years old, and locked up in my basement.
What do cheetahs like?
Sports!
I like my women how I like my wine: 12 years old and locked in a cellar.