Richmond jokes

Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.

Richmond

East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?

My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.

Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in England’s history.

The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.

How do you get "Dick" from Richard?

Ask him nicely.

Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.

Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!

Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?

Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.