I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.
Sandwiches are yummy! π
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
I like mangoes.
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
Masochists and sadists are made for each other.
I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."
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Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
π€ What do gay men who are physically handicapped βΏ can do better than a man who is heteroflexible when π€ he has another man's π π π π π³ π cock inside π of his warm mouth π π give a π π good blowjob?
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
Whatβs the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?