Preference jokes
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
I like orphan boys, no homo.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...
Who likes dick? Answer me!
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
Billy Bob like pineapple.
I like porn a lot. I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.
She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.