Preference jokes

I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.

What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?

I like my men like I like my whiskey: Irish and put in a barrel for 2 years with barely any oxygen.

Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?

Because they got little dicks and big mouths.

Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?

They can't stand to see a man have a good time.

I like my wife like I like my coffee: so sweet, it gives me headaches.

Wife: “I want another baby.”

Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”

Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.

Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?

Why do you say that?

Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.

I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.

I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑

I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.

Me: Gay puns are the best!

Also me: But I'm straight though.

What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.

One day, Johnny told his dad that a girl in his class liked him. He thought she was cute. She said, "Aw, you're like candy!" He didn't say anything. He said, "Why don't you think I am sweet like candy?" Little Johnny said, "Well, sometimes I get a toothache, and it hurts, so I stop eating it, like I stopped liking you."

Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."

Gays: I like men.

Straights: I like women.

Russia: Hole is hole.

Leo be like: "I like men, yes."

It's not rape if you both like it.

I'm gay because I like men.

I like my woman how I like my wine, just under 2 years old.

Like if you're gay.

Dislike if you are lez.