So um uh I like people who like people who like people.
(Wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing.) I have said this countless times, but it doesn't seem to be getting through to you: quit hating on particular jokes. You don't like it? Nobody cares. Don't go into the morbid jokes category, you idiots, ffs!
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
I like ramen. If you do, like!
i want coffee like my men
Dark
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?
Son: A ugly girl.
Dad: Why not a pretty girl?
Son: A pretty one might run away.
Dad: So an ugly one might too.
Son: Yeah, but who cares?
Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!
Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Keira likes massive, juicy, insanely big cock!
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.
I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
Other girls be like, "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under. 😃👍
