Preference jokes
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”
DAMN YOU PESSI!
I only trust people that like big butts.
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.
Like if you like dogs. Dislike if you like cats. Other animal? Tell me in the comments!
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
I watch gay porn. :)
LOL
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
I like my men how I like my coffee...
WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
I like my men like I like my Alexa:
By my bed and turned on.
I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”