What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
Preference Jokes
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.
Like if you like dogs. Dislike if you like cats. Other animal? Tell me in the comments!
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
I watch gay porn. :)
LOL
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
I like my men how I like my coffee...
WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
I like my men like I like my Alexa:
By my bed and turned on.
I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
I bet you like men!
Yo momma so gay, she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay!
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
