Preference jokes

I like my women like I like my wine.

Twelve years old and tied up in my basement.

People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.

Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.

I like my girls like I like my wine.

12 years old and locked in my basement.

I like my women like I like my steak...

Bloody.

What's the difference between a boy and gold?

More people want gold.

Shaenaya likes goat dick.

I like my women how I like my cigars: 7 years old and coming from Cuban in a burlap sack.

I like my coffee like my men, long and black.

I like my women like how I like my cocaine, smuggled and cut clean.

I like my woman like I like my coffee: in a big sack on top of a donkey.

Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.

Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(

I like my women how I like my coffee... HOT.

I like my women like I like my chocolate.

Edible.

I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba.

Ok, not really racist but still funny.

I like my woman like I like my wine, 12 years old and locked in the basement.

If you hate America, I don't like you :)

I like my coffee like I like my women.

A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.

I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.

I like my women how I like my wine: 12 years old and locked in a cellar.