Preference jokes

People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.

Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.

I like my girls like I like my wine.

12 years old and locked in my basement.

I like my women like I like my steak...

Bloody.

What's the difference between a boy and gold?

More people want gold.

Shaenaya likes goat dick.

I like my women how I like my cigars: 7 years old and coming from Cuban in a burlap sack.

I like my coffee like my men, long and black.

I like my women like how I like my cocaine, smuggled and cut clean.

I like my woman like I like my coffee: in a big sack on top of a donkey.

Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.

Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(

I like my women how I like my coffee... HOT.

I like my women like I like my chocolate.

Edible.

I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba.

Ok, not really racist but still funny.

I like my woman like I like my wine, 12 years old and locked in the basement.

If you hate America, I don't like you :)

I like my coffee like I like my women.

A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.

I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.

I like my women how I like my wine: 12 years old and locked in a cellar.

I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.