I like my women how I like my cigars: 7 years old and coming from Cuban in a burlap sack.
I like my coffee like my men, long and black.
I like my women like how I like my cocaine, smuggled and cut clean.
I like my woman like I like my coffee: in a big sack on top of a donkey.
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
I like my women how I like my coffee... HOT.
I like my women like I like my chocolate.
Edible.
I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba.
Ok, not really racist but still funny.
If you hate America, I don't like you :)
I like my coffee like I like my women.
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.
I like my women how I like my wine: 12 years old and locked in a cellar.
I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.
Pineapple goes on pizza.
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
I like my women like my cigars: smuggled in from Cuba in a sack.
